tijy:

some things you probably didn’t know

  • A Dorita is a female Dorito. Interesting
  • 10,000 Dorites make up 1 Dorito. Wow
  • It is possible to fit approx. 15 million Dorites in the back of the average pickup truck. Truly astounding
  • The average bag of Doritos has about 269,842 Dorites. Amazing
california-studs: christophhaeger: d-eserving: the master has spoken amazing John green, your words are perfection.

california-studs:

christophhaeger:

d-eserving:

the master has spoken

amazing

John green, your words are perfection.

cynthiatucker: youshallkneel: thebrinkofselfdestruction: punk-princess-93: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING WHAT THE EGFUTCKT IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL OMFG THIS HAS GOTTA BE ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN! XD THERE IS SOMEBODY CLIMBING OUT OF THAT PHONE. And you thought it was stupid when I gave mine a name.

cynthiatucker:

youshallkneel:

thebrinkofselfdestruction:

punk-princess-93:

jackalakala:

blaperture-mesa:

incrediblyhipster:

migasm:

theflavourofyourlips:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

OMFG THIS HAS GOTTA BE ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN! XD


THERE IS SOMEBODY CLIMBING OUT OF THAT PHONE.

And you thought it was stupid when I gave mine a name.

theleftsideofmyroom:

When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.

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